Accomplished today: (severe) buzz cut + shave

Whenever I pull this look, I always feel like I should play a 13 year old boy in a modestly-successful-on-the-road-to-cult-phenomenon-and-movie-adaptation-a-decade-later apocalyptic sci-fi television series where everyone wears white robes, takes odd pink pills to ward off aging, lives in an awkward commune built on the tops of trees, and have strange reptiles as pets...

I read The Giver too many times in middle school and have a warped sense of what's normal. Just putting that out there.