Sunday, January 23, 2011

What do you say in a first blog post?

I just spent the past hour deciding between three pictures of macaroni and cheese. Instead of reading Roberto BolaƱo's Nazi Literature in the Americas. I clearly have my priorities straight. I'm also clearly craving macaroni and cheese right now.

Speaking of which, I wish someone had made a photo-diary of Oprah's 30-pound mac 'n' cheese binge after Beloved flopped... By "someone," I mean Gayle. And by "photo-diary," I mean lesbian porn.

Currently eating: pineapple

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