Everyone in the frat house feels the need to shake my doorknob as hard as possible, for an extended period of time, instead of just knocking a little when they need to talk to me. Yes, my door is obviously locked after the first little jiggle, thank you. I found it amusing, and usually sit and laugh at the whole thing instead of answering the door. There you have it.

I'm on Papa John's email list. I have absolutely no idea why. I have never ordered pizza from Papa John's. The last time I had Papa John's was in 8th grade on glorious Pizza Day, which came once a month. I'm baffled.

My 21st birthday is exactly two weeks from today.

That's all.

Currently drinking: orange juice