Part 1 of the Beverly Hills reunion was pretty glorious - Lisa was hilarious perfection, Adrienne still looked like a plastic tiger tranny, Kim spoke like she was on something, Taylor gave me almost everything I could have asked for ("Tread lightly, honey"), Camille actually seemed humble and forthcoming (welp, until those last ten minutes...), and Kyle came across as a smug bitch. Huzzah!

I've had "Shake Ya Tailfeather" stuck in my head all day. What. Huh.

A man almost knocked me over on the street. He was walking incredibly fast and grunting to himself. I hope he was an Animorph.

I passed a little girl that had sequined imitation Uggs that lit up when she walked. I'm not sure if I was appalled, or just really jealous because I want my own pair.

Currently drinking: orange soda