I have spent my evening crying through multiple episodes of My So-Called Life. Ooh, Claire Danes. Tugging at my heartstrings. Angelina and I would have been besties in high school. No question.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion begins at 9:00pm. Part 1 of 2. I couldn't be more excited. I enjoy the reunions more than the actual episodes. Amen... I hope Lisa has Giggy all night. I hope Taylor's lips are on point, and I hope she shows her beautiful tears at some point. I hope Kyle is ferocious. I hope Camille is demented. I hope Kim is drunk. I hope Adrienne borrowed something from Cher's closet to wear for the occasion.

However, I doubt anything will live up to the sheer batshit madness (slash sheer genius) that went down at the latest New Jersey reunion. I mean, Danielle brought a mannequin head and tried to rip its weave out. Teresa pushed Andy. Need I say more.

Currently eating: dark chocolate almond bark