This day just took a drastic turn for the worse. I went to blow out my candle while putting in my contacts (smart move, I know). However, because I am basically legally blind without my glasses on and naturally needed to see this candle, I go too close to the damn thing and proceeded to blow hot wax into my face.

Yes... Into. My. Face.

So I'm screaming, and then laughing at myself. All while trying to keep track of the contact on my finger and make sure that I don't have to do the blind one-eyed search for the invisible thing on the carpet.

Sigh.

Currently eating: baby carrots