I'm not even sure I can talk about what happened last night without going into hysterics. During the conclusion of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, the one and only Ramona Singer (from New York) retweeted my retweet + commentary of something SHE said regarding Taylor's sad-sack of a husband, Russell. Whew. You follow that? No? Excellent. I was RAMOTIONAL, clearly. Mainly because Ramona is one of my all-time favorite Housewives with a capital H. I can't even really explain why. I mean, I can explain, but it would take 17,894 words to express all of my intense feelings, so I'll spare you. Or we can watch the New York premiere together on February 15th, your pick.

HOWEVER, THINGS GET EVEN BETTER JUST WAIT. After each commercial break, Bravo was showing tweets about the reunion... AND THEY PICKED A TWEET I POSTED. I LOST IT. COMPLETELY. LAUGHING CRYING DANCING POOPING ALL OF THOSE THINGS AT THE SAME TIME. I wrote about Kyle and Kim and family and love and obviously no one at Bravo is straight so all of those emotions made everyone's heart melt and they picked me. THEY PICKED ME.

I've decided I'm a Z-list celebrity, so thank Bravo slash Andy Cohen slash the Housewives for that incredible boost in my ego.

I expected strangers to treat me differently today. They didn't.