I've done so many amazing things on Facebook today that I'm just sitting in my room and laughing at myself. This sort of kills two birds with one stone, because it is also a wonderful procrastination tool for not doing my laundry and not researching the Angel Bethesda. Maybe that's three birds, I don't know.

Lydia Davis is currently on the brain 24-sev, along with Adele (duh) and My So-Called Life. Go read her short story A Few Things Wrong with Me, and then come back to thank me later.

I am so fucking hungry I could eat a large elephant. However, I am holding off until 6:00pm so I can eat dinner at a reasonable time (thanks, Mom) and yet still have a snack at 10:00pm. Because at 10:00pm the second part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion airs, and there is no way I can get through this super-sized special without eating my feelings a little. Or maybe drinking some wine.

It is now February (!!!), which is my birthday month and the shortest month, thereby making it the best month of the year. If you need more reasons for such an outrageous claim, I'll talk to you later because I'm too tired to deal with naysayers.

The weather is disgusting, but my heart will go on.