Lil Kim is scum between my toes.

It was basically spring today, which was insanely glorious and made me smile all day. But it was also a little frustrating, because my internal weather barometer (or whatever?) is all wonky and confused.

Angels in America is at the Signature Theatre and everyone should see it like tomorrow or you should cry for the next couple of months because you missed out.

A woman in Chipotle was eating her burrito and describing it, to her family, like she was a serious food critic. I've never wanted to laugh harder. I kept it under control... Rando woman, thank you for making my day.

Currently eating: steak quesadilla from Chipotle